Two and a Half Men

2003 — 2015

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Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Cast and crew

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Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Amber Tamblyn

Jenny

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

Season 10

Season 11

Season 12

Pilot

September 22, 2003

Big Flappy Bastards

September 29, 2003

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

October 6, 2003

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

October 13, 2003

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

October 20, 2003

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

October 27, 2003

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

November 3, 2003

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

November 10, 2003

Phase One, Complete

November 17, 2003

Merry Thanksgiving

November 24, 2003

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

December 15, 2003

Camel Filters and Pheromones

January 5, 2004

Sarah Like Puny Alan

January 12, 2004

I Can't Afford Hyenas

February 2, 2004

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

February 9, 2004

That Was Saliva, Alan

February 16, 2004

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

February 23, 2004

An Old Flame with a New Wick

March 1, 2004

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

March 22, 2004

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

April 19, 2004

No Sniffing, No Wowing

May 3, 2004

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

May 10, 2004

Just Like Buffalo

May 17, 2004

Can You Feel My Finger?

May 24, 2004

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