Twilight
November 20, 2008
Raven McCarthy
1
April 7, 2024
This movie fucking SUCKS. First good half of the movie is Eddie boi looking like he’s gonna throw up. Second half Eddie looks like he’s sorry for throwing up because it was all over the floor and made other people clean it up. Bella is an entrénela boring character who’s just constantly being harassed the whole movie. Hard not to think this is just the author’s wet dream, with it only being a few decisions away from being a soft core porno. Watching the vampires run “fast” is the funniest shit ever. The dialogue is worse than the shits my lactose intolerant grandfather gets after he drinks a glass of milk. The whole time you’re being told these things as if the movie is trying to manipulate you into thinking the things being said is true. 2008 really must’ve been a really different time if stalking was the most attractive thing you could do to get a date to prom. It’s all so cryptic and I can’t blame Bella as a character for feeling so fucking hopeless for that reason. This movie is just bad. Directing was bad, acting was bad, the only good thing maybe was the music. I’m writing the rest off as a lost cause. If you’re into movies that are so bad it’s kinda good, then you might wanna give this a try. Otherwise it’s just not a good movie to waste two hours on.