The Nun II
September 8, 2023
HorrorFilms
6
January 8, 2024
31 Days of Halloween 2023 Movie 55

I hated this less than the first. It's exactly standard possession demon yawn stuff. Unremarkable in every way. Worth a watch if you've never seen or absolutely love possession films.

Of course the diversonazis of Hollywood shoehorned a black character into 1950s Italy, the idea of a story taking place in 1950s Europe with just white folks is unacceptable. Oh, AND she's a victim of the "racisms" in Mississippi and hits a white guy in the back of the head with a crowbar. The Nun enters the panderverse from South Park.

This should be called Jump scares The Movie. Most horror films are like Captain Crunch with crunch berries. Crunch berries being the occasional jump scare. This movie is a stale box of OOPS ALL BERRIES that's been left open on the refrigerator for months. Lots of loud quick cut jumps scares. All sizzle no steak.

You chain a door shut but kids are able to open it enough to slide in. It's a CHAIN you can lock it on a different link old lady and actually make it locked to keep people out.

Drinking game, take a sip every time the nun slides it's hands on a doorway or someone's shoulder.